All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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