Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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