i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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