You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize