you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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