It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Hippo gnu deer
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i believe in u and ur pee
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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