think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've blown a few things in my day
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
