People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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