Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.