Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me