He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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