So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize