you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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