The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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