You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
