forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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