You're so nebulous sometimes
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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