I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
that is very illegal...i love you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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