Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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