Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
