Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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