Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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