i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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The cougar kind?
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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