Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
