Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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