I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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