My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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