Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter