Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.