I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.