Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.