so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf