Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.