Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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