Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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