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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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