so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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