thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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