why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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