Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Damn victory sex feels great
I think my moral compass just broke
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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