sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He better not be in your backpack
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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