i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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