Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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