I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
