I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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