Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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