i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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