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• (786): View more from Florida

  Thats something to write home to mom about

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  Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.

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  Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours

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  outstanding.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)

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• (530): View more from California

  Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS

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