if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket