did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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