Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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