Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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