You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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