it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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