Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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