Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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