This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He called his prostate his "boner button".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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