Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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