Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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