kristin has been a bad kristin
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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